In her defense, J. Jonah Jameson is the mayor of New York where she's from. Nobody could love politics after that. Nobody but the villains.

He can play to his heart's content. She's enjoying the show. "Pretty great, huh? It stores information for me, it can connect to other devices to retrieve even more information, I can use it to communicate with other people, it even takes pictures. All those pictures you're looking at, I took with that phone."